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    From MIKE POWELL@VERT/CAPCITY2/UUMOES to DENN on Sun Apr 5 10:07:00 2026
    Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! I was like Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

    My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

    LOL I thought it would have something to do with the game being broken up
    into quarters. I forgot about the coin toss. ;)

    Over the years, it seems to me that some of the bigger blonde joke fans I
    have met are blonde women. :D

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  • From John Richards to MIKE POWELL on Sun Apr 5 16:17:09 2026
    Re: Blonde Joke
    By: MIKE POWELL to DENN on Sun Apr 05 2026 10:07 am

    Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: Get the
    quarterback!
    Get the quarterback! I was like Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

    My wife is blonde, she laughed, so it's fine!

    LOL I thought it would have something to do with the game being broken up into quarters. I forgot about the coin toss. ;)

    Over the years, it seems to me that some of the bigger blonde joke fans I have met are blonde women. :D

    Blind guy sitting in a bar, calls the barmaid over. He asks, " You want to hear a blonde joke?"
    The Barmaid says, "Before I answer let me explain some things to you, seeing as how you're blind.
    I am 6'3'', blonde and I teach Tai Kwan Do at the local Dojo; the lady sitting next to you is blonde, rides a Harley and is the reigning Welterweight UFC fighter, and the lady at the pool table is a blonde schizophrenic that just likes to fight. Now, do you really want to tell us a blonde joke?"

    The fellow thinks for a bit, then says, "I better not. I wouldn't want to explain it three times."
  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to MIKE POWELL on Sun Apr 5 15:40:59 2026
    Re: Blonde Joke
    By: MIKE POWELL to DENN on Sun Apr 05 2026 10:07 am

    Over the years, it seems to me that some of the bigger blonde joke fans I have met are blonde women. :D

    There was a woman walking on the side of a lake, and she saw a (blonde) woman on the other side of the lake. She yelled over to her, "How do you get to the other side of the lake?" The blonde woman replied, "What do you mean? You're already on the other side of the lake."

    Nightfox

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  • From Daryl Stout@VERT/TBOLTBBS to MIKE POWELL on Mon Apr 6 20:02:49 2026
    Mike,

    Over the years, it seems to me that some of the bigger blonde
    joke fans I have met are blonde women. :D

    Blonde males do exist.

    In an Old West town, this guy is walking down the street, naked
    as a jaybird. The sheriff confronts him, and asks "What's the big
    idea??".

    The guy tells him that he met this cute lady in the tavern, they
    had a few drinks, chatted, and went up to her hotel room. They took
    off all their clothes, and she told him "Now, go to town".

    "So, here I am". <G>

    Daryl

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  • From Mortar@VERT/EOTLBBS to MIKE POWELL on Wed Apr 8 13:42:22 2026
    Re: Blonde Joke
    By: MIKE POWELL to DENN on Sun Apr 05 2026 10:07:00

    Over the years, it seems to me that some of the bigger blonde joke fans I have met are blonde women. :D

    Probably fake blondes...(JK).

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  • From Mike Powell@VERT/CAPTEST to Mortar on Thu Apr 9 13:27:00 2026
    Mortar wrote to MIKE POWELL <=-

    Over the years, it seems to me that some of the bigger blonde joke fans I have met are blonde women. :D

    Probably fake blondes...(JK).

    Now that you mention it, I know that at least some of them were. ;)



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