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  • Re: rip chuck norris

    From Gamgee@VERT/PALANTIR to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 6 08:34:07 2026
    A: Because it destroys the logical flow of a thread of comments,
    and makes it difficult to keep up with a conversation.

    Q: Why do so many people object to top posting?

    A: Writing your reply to a message above what you are referring to
    rather than below it.

    Q: What is "top posting"?

    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.



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  • From poindexter FORTRAN@VERT/REALITY to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 6 07:37:54 2026
    Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra
    died.




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  • From Vilenihilist@VERT to poindexter FORTRAN on Mon Apr 6 09:20:32 2026
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

    A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 da > in unthinkable agony, the cobra
    died.

    Ah, that's the one they went with in
    Expendables 2. There were so many
    better ones but hey, I wasn't
    complaining in the theater. Shame we
    didn't get more actual Chuck Norris
    screen time.


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  • From Boraxman@VERT/MSRDBBS to poindexter FORTRAN on Tue Apr 7 22:45:42 2026
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

    Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra
    died.




    ... Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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  • From John Richards to Boraxman on Wed Apr 8 00:35:06 2026
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: Boraxman to poindexter FORTRAN on Tue Apr 07 2026 10:45 pm

    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: poindexter FORTRAN to Snes1423 on Mon Apr 06 2026 07:37 am

    Snes1423 wrote to Nightfox <=-

    Chuck died in lone wolf mcquade buried under dirt yet he resurrected thanks to beer (easter pun)

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    A cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 3 days in unthinkable agony, the cobra died.




    ... Make a blank valuable by putting it in an exquisite frame

    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

    I hear Chuck Norris is home, recovering well fom his recent death.